DEANNE - Most likely to smash a ping pong shot at a 14 yr old.
NICK - Most likely to use gun to retain the Ping Pong Championship.
TOM - Least likely to visit Hillary Clinton.
TOMMY - Most likely to bribe a cougar to take him to Canada.
KATHY - Most likely to wear an outfit to match her wine.
PETE - Most likely to hang with "The Donald" and find Obama's birth certificate.
SMITTY - Most likely to pick up a woman in North Dakota.
JACKIE - Most likely to not get wounded in a ping pong match.
RICK - Least likely to participate in The Magic City Cheerleading pyramid.
MICK - Least likely to wear a Hillary Clinton pants suit.
KYLEE - Most valuable player (took a shot for the team from a wild California woman).
TERRY - Most excuses in one ping pong match.
FITZ - Most likely to interrupt a romantic evening for two young lovers.
LESLYE - Most likely to smuggle a backpack full of Bing cherries over the border.
DOC - Most likely to be a leader of a motorcycle gang. Boy is that dumb looking!
BILL - Least likely to go hunting with Dick Cheney.
PATTI - Least likely to smash a ping pong shot at a 14 year old.
PHIL - Most likely to zap you without your knowledge.
JULIE - Worst cheerleader to make The "Magic City" Squad.
BRYAN - Least likely to know where stuff is in his own home.